alex cahill
@2 years ago with 26 notes
#comics #illustration #seduction of the innocent #alex cahill #girls reading comics #smoking #drinking #alcohol #naked #lazy #black and white 
"The  tag line on the label says it all, "Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson  Malort reject our liquor.  Its strong, sharp taste is not for  everyone.  Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the  palate.  During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1  out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort.  During the lifetime of our  founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, ‘My Malort is produced for that  unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral  spirits.’  It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor.  The  taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard  to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic].  Make it past two ‘shock-glasses’ and  with the third you could be ours…forever."  People write in to us  claiming that the flavor is a mixture of tussin, nail polish remover,  gasoline, bug spray, varnish remover, grapefruit rinds, corn syrupand  metal with a hint of herbs."
-via BumWine.com

"The tag line on the label says it all, "Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson Malort reject our liquor.  Its strong, sharp taste is not for everyone.  Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the palate.  During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort.  During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, ‘My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.’  It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor.  The taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic].  Make it past two ‘shock-glasses’ and with the third you could be ours…forever."  People write in to us claiming that the flavor is a mixture of tussin, nail polish remover, gasoline, bug spray, varnish remover, grapefruit rinds, corn syrupand metal with a hint of herbs."

-via BumWine.com

@2 years ago with 2 notes
#bumwine #alcohol #chicago #jeppson's malort #wine #liquor #alcoholism #sounds like fun 

this is the funniest thing i will see for months

@2 years ago with 16 notes
#Orson Welles #drunk #wine #alcoholism #alcohol #youtube #paul masson #champagne #wino #funny #comedy 
you wanna go where people know, people are all the same
@2 years ago with 15 notes
#Cheers #cliff clavin #john ratzenberger #photography #dustbowl #Great Depression #alcohol #barflies #russell lee #prince albert #opening credits 
alex cahill
2 years ago
#comics #illustration #seduction of the innocent #alex cahill #girls reading comics #smoking #drinking #alcohol #naked #lazy #black and white 
2 years ago
#Orson Welles #drunk #wine #alcoholism #alcohol #youtube #paul masson #champagne #wino #funny #comedy 
"The  tag line on the label says it all, "Most first-time drinkers of Jeppson  Malort reject our liquor.  Its strong, sharp taste is not for  everyone.  Our liquor is rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) to the  palate.  During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1  out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort.  During the lifetime of our  founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, ‘My Malort is produced for that  unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral  spirits.’  It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor.  The  taste just lingers and lasts - seemingly forever. The first shot is hard  to swallow! PERSERVERE [sic].  Make it past two ‘shock-glasses’ and  with the third you could be ours…forever."  People write in to us  claiming that the flavor is a mixture of tussin, nail polish remover,  gasoline, bug spray, varnish remover, grapefruit rinds, corn syrupand  metal with a hint of herbs."
-via BumWine.com
2 years ago
#bumwine #alcohol #chicago #jeppson's malort #wine #liquor #alcoholism #sounds like fun 
you wanna go where people know, people are all the same
2 years ago
#Cheers #cliff clavin #john ratzenberger #photography #dustbowl #Great Depression #alcohol #barflies #russell lee #prince albert #opening credits